Q. What can be done when more people than you can cater for accept an invitation? We are giving a two-hour 21st-birthday drinks party for our daughter. Our Chelsea cottage will hold a maximum of 70 but, adhering to the immutable law of party-giving, which is that a third of those you invite will be unable to come, I advised my daughter to send out a hundred invitations in the expectation that only 70 would accept. Calamity! For the first time ever the formula has failed and all one hundred have accepted. For various reasons we can’t change the venue and we have no garden to expand into. Is it ever acceptable to uninvite people and, if so, how?
— A.P., London SW3
A. No, it is never acceptable to uninvite. Instead you can take a tip from the late Colonel Townend of the oversubscribed Hill House prep school. The Colonel managed overcrowding by timetabling for a percentage of the pupils to be always out and about playing cricket, football or visiting museums, leaving plenty of space inside the school premises for conventional lessons.
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