Alexander Chancellor

Would the urine of an eight-year-old protect my chickens?

And if so, where am I meant to find an eight-year-old around here?

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issue 10 May 2014

I was predicting in a recent column that the arrival of spring would be bad news for my poultry, and so it has turned out: two ducks, a fat, waddling Silver Appleyard called Doris and a graceful, elegant little call duck called Marina (the loyal partner of a still-surviving drake called Boris), have disappeared, almost certainly victims of a marauding fox in search of food for its new cubs. For a while I thought that the missing ducks might be sitting on eggs somewhere, but the belated discovery of a pile of feathers put an end to this hope. Now I am waiting gloomily for the fox to strike again, probably this time against my chickens, which can’t even hope to escape to the safety of the garden pond.

What, then, can I do to protect them? Keeping them in their coops all the time would work, I suppose, but I wouldn’t dream of it.

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