Winning a knife fight with a fish: Newlyn Fresh Fish reviewed

It’s a good day to stab something and tear out its heart. Elaine Lorys is the only female master fishmonger in Britain. She stands in an apron in the Stevenson fish shop in Newlyn amid the brightness of the autumn sun and signage offering mussels, oysters and clams; bass, bream and red mullet; crab and scallops; fish cakes and fish pies. Much of the fish is caught by Stevenson boats and landed at Newlyn, and is available for delivery across the UK during lockdown. The harbour is across the road, looking fine and functional, apart from the mossy medieval pier that the Mayflower may have sailed from: a local tale says the ship stopped here for water on its journey from Plymouth to Cape Cod. If a pier could look bewildered by reality, this one would. I know how it feels.

Lorys provides gutting lessons for the curious, but she is an oil painting, too. A photograph of her portrait ‘Fishsale’ — by Simon Davis, belonging to the Royal Society of Portrait Painters and exhibited at Girton College, Cambridge — is on the wall of the fish shop. She looks lovely and serious under Davis’s paintbrush and a little wistful. Artists have come to Newlyn since the 19th century to paint the fish. The best Newlyn School paintings are in the Penlee House Gallery and Museum in Penzance, but that is closed now. Today Lorys does not look particularly wistful; but the bass do.

Bass is a glorious, fat, silver fish, ‘an athletic, predatory fish’, according to the Cornwall Good Seafood Guide: a king’s fish. Bass are apparently quite clever for fish, but it did these fish intellectuals no good. I want to eat fish now because I keep chickens named for my sisters as pets in a ridiculous Bauhaus-style chicken run in the garden, and I feel tender towards animals because of what we have done to them; or at least I want them to have a good life before I digest them.