Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Will Melissa Kite’s former Italian waiter boyfriend stir up trouble again?

An ex could be lurking around any corner. Photograph: Thinkstock 
issue 27 July 2013

‘Piccolo problemo.’ Luigi, the hotel manager, delivered the fateful news as he served me my first lemon soda of the holiday on his sun-drenched terrace. Francesco, an old flame, had discovered that my mother and I were booked in at the hotel this week and had rung to inquire about the date of our arrival.

‘I say maybe you come this week, maybe next, I don’t know,’ said Luigi, smiling enigmatically. He never approved of my liaison with a local. It was several years ago now.

My family had been regular visitors to the small Italian resort for a long time when, one summer, after calling off my wedding and other rushes of blood to the head, I started dating Francesco, a waiter from a nearby town with no very astonishing prospects. Luigi locked me out of the hotel when I was late back after my first night out with him. He was right, of course.

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