Why there’s rioting in Leeds

As something of a fan of riots and social unrest I was interested to know who, precisely, had gone doolally in the Harehills area of Leeds last week and started setting fire to buses and so on. The local police announced that it was a ‘serious disorder incident’, but I could find no information at all about who it was doing the rioting. Just people, I suppose – and we are all people, aren’t we?

Still I scoured the paper – and nope, no enlightenment. Perhaps it was just northerners – Leeds is full of them, after all, and they can be fractious and violent when the mood grips hold of them. Inner-city northerners with their slavering pitbulls, their skag and their misplaced sense of pride and grievances. Trouble is, looking at the photos in the newspapers, this seemed to me unlikely.