Over the weekend it was reported that hospitals are implementing a ban on the gas and air used by women giving birth over concerns it could be harmful to NHS employees. A survey of 20,900 women by the NHS regulator recently found 63 per cent said they had been unable to get a member of staff’s attention during labour. Likewise, it is not believed that any workers have become ill as a result of long-term exposure to nitrous oxide, but here we are.
The whole notion of a birth ‘plan’ is now farcical. Women might want an epidural, but only 30 per cent receive them here compared with around three-quarters in the US. They might request a birthing pool, but it’s unlikely to be granted due to shortages. We are edging towards a cruel situation whereby the only medication given to labouring women is paracetamol.
I blame our national obsession with the NHS, and our muted acceptance that it exists to serve everyone but the patients
While gas and air – a mix of nitrous oxide and oxygen – is safe during delivery, lengthy exposure can cause vitamin B12 deficiency, symptoms of which can include anaemia and depression.

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