Mark Mason

Whistling is a bloody nuisance

A review John Lucas and Allan Chatburn’s A Brief History of Whistling. Sheepdogs, Star Trek and the Guanch people of La Gomera: there's a serious side to whistling. But it's still incredibly annoying

The actress Bessie Love, whistling while cooking [Getty Images/Shutterstock/iStock/Alamy] 
issue 29 March 2014

Paul McCartney says he can remember the exact moment he knew the Beatles had made it. Early one morning, getting home from a night on the tiles, he heard the milkman whistling ‘From Me to You’.

This incident isn’t recounted in A Brief History of Whistling. The record in question was a huge pop hit, and these authors prefer to concentrate on working-class culture, folk songs, music hall and the like. They also cover whistling at work (two blasts to your sheepdog for ‘go left’, one for ‘go right’), whistling in science fiction (it’s the one human skill that stumps an android in Star Trek) and whistling as language (the messages of the Guanch people of La Gomera in the Canary Islands can be heard five miles away). We learn as well that the Apollo astronauts found it impossible to whistle on the moon.

Throughout the book John Lucas and Allan Chatburn rail against employers — like Henry Ford — who banned their workers from whistling.

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