Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Whisky and striptease: stories from an old people’s home

issue 25 January 2020

For the last four years of her long life, this upstairs room and this magnificent sea view belonged to Mrs Lock. Mrs Lock never fully understood why she was living here and I’m not certain she knew who she was either. She had thick, strong legs and was prone to delightful auditory hallucinations, including pealing church bells, heavenly choirs and gentle rain. ‘Is it raining?’ she would ask with incredulity on clear days. After a long, hard-working life, Mrs Lock could never accept that she no longer had responsibilities. ‘Any duties?’ she’d enquire anxiously a dozen times a day. Evenings, I might glimpse her through her open door in her nighty, praying on her knees like a child. The room is unoccupied now, the furniture gone. I stood in here yesterday to watch the sunset and remembered her.

I once found the elderly commander in Gwen Clarke MBE’s room watching her perform a striptease

And this room next door, facing sea and farmland, was where Miss Freda Busby spent the last five of her 104 years.

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