While England sleeps

This week an unusual piece of junk mail joined the forest of pizza delivery leaflets and minicab cards on my doormat. It was a white envelope marked with six chunky coloured circles under which was written: ‘Inside: Important Information from HM Government’. I assumed the ‘important information’ would be that I had been specially selected to win a prize draw and almost threw it away. In fact it turned out to be a leaflet from something called the National Steering Committee on Warning and Informing the Public telling me ‘What to do in an Emergency’. This mysterious Committee obviously didn’t want to alarm anyone by telling them what the ‘emergency’ might be — although I guessed from the rather severe picture of Eliza Manningham-Buller, the director general of MI5, that it wasn’t about what to do when the babysitter fails to turn up. There were references to chemical, biological and radiological ‘incidents’ and ‘serious terrorist crimes’.