SpeccieLeaks presents: Transcript of private meeting between President Trump and President Putin, 14 February 2017, Andreyevsky Hall, Grand Kremlin Palace
PUTIN: So how are you liking Russia?
TRUMP: Fabulous. Amazing. And this room — incredible. You have beautiful taste, my friend. Beautiful.
PUTIN: You like gold?
TRUMP: Very much. We used a tremendous amount of gold in the Trump Tower.
PUTIN: Yes, it’s something. Truly. I have seen it on television.
TRUMP: Those chandeliers there. How much were those?
PUTIN: Well, I don’t know. But I will have this information provided to you.
TRUMP: That would be great. We just opened a new hotel in DC, right next to the White House? It’s got these high ceilings? A couple of these babies would look amazing. When we start doing the state visits, with the heads of state, the delegations, dignitaries et cetera, they’re going to want to stay there. It’s perfect, right? They can walk to the White House. We’re going to give them special rates. When you come, which I hope will be very soon, we’ll give you an amazing rate. You’ll be very, very happy, I guarantee.
PUTIN: This is most generous.
TRUMP: Generosity is one of my better qualities. All my qualities are great, but the generosity is like, through the roof. That’s with my friends. With my enemies? Honestly, you do not want to be my enemy. Those shit-for-brains — hey pal, Mr Translator. Yeah, you. Don’t translate that. What I’m expressing to President Putin here is that those morons who sued me over Trump University? Let’s just say these people are very, very lucky that I won the election. Why? Because if I’d lost? If I had lost, I would be coming at them with everything I have. And I have a huge amount of basically everything.

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