What's your favourite Robin Williams one-liner?

Mr S was saddened to hear of the death of Robin Williams — a man who contributed to the gaiety of nations. People wax lyrical about Williams’s ability to inhabit character; but Mr S is more impressed by his turn of phrase. Here are some Mr S’s favourite one liners:

‘Cricket is basically baseball on valium.’

‘Ah, yes, divorce – from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.’

‘One question for the Royal Family: all that money and no dental hygiene?’

‘No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.’

‘What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.’

‘People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.’

‘Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money’

‘In America they really do mythologise people when they die.’

‘I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.’

‘The only reason Mickey Mouse has four fingers is because he can’t pick up a cheque.’

‘Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… Look at the platypus.