What Germans do worst
Some things Germans aren’t very good at:
— Making reliable car engines. According to a survey by Warranty Direct last year, Audi came bottom, BMW seventh from bottom and Volkswagen ninth from bottom out of 36 manufacturers for engine failures.
— Making love. According to a spurious website survey of 15,000 women in 2009, German men were the world’s worst lovers, the main complaint being that they were ‘smelly’. (Englishmen were second worst.)
— Cricket. But they are not the worst. Germany lies between Ghana and Japan in division 8 of the ICC World Cricket League. This makes them the 42nd best team in the world, above France.
International health service
The government announced new charges to tackle health tourism. How much does the NHS spend treating foreign nationals?
| EEA nationals | £261m |
| Non-EEA | £1,075m |
| Foreign expats | £94m |
| Irregular migrants | £330m |
| Deliberate health tourists | £20m-£100m |
| Regular visitors | £50m-£200m |
| Total | £1.87bn-£2.04bn |
Source: Prederi, for Department of Health
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