More bad news for Malaysia, I’m afraid, where a group of tourists have apparently managed to trigger an earthquake simply by taking their clothes off. Last Friday, a 6.0 magnitude earthquake struck Sabah, Malaysia’s easternmost state, triggering landslides on Mount Kinabalu which killed 18 people. Tragic, and quite clearly the blame must fall on the ten tourists who reportedly posed naked for a photograph on the mountain, which is considered by locals to be a sacred site. Malaysian officials have arrested the tourists for indecent exposure and have also suggested that they angered the mountain spirits.
Now it’s easy to scoff at the voodoo mindset of these funny foreigners. In the enlightened West, we know better than this. Earthquakes are caused by the shifting of tectonic plates, not freed nipples; heck, if they were, Britain would have ruptured down the middle.
The tourists on Mount Kinabalu (Photo: Emil Kaminski)
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