Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

We have a communist bar and a fascist bar. If only I could remember which is which

issue 30 May 2020

When I first came to this village, I was told that one of the bars was a ‘communist’ bar and the other ‘fascist’. The information was appended with vague mutterings about the Nazi occupation being a live rail in the collective village memory even after 60 years and that it was probably best not to enquire too persistently or deeply into the subject.

French bars are great for getting very drunk very quickly while standing up on a tiled floor, but are not comfortable or cosy like a British pub. Therefore I haven’t yet made a habit of patronising either of the village bars except occasionally during the busy summer holidays to meet friends who are staying in the area.

Under these circumstances, I’ve always preferred the atmosphere of the communist bar. Obviously no one political idea is better than another.

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