Voting with My Feet

I wish I could be fun at parties too:

Slap men across their backs and flirt with girls,

Tell ribald tales, play games with young blonde curls,

Shout, ‘Murphy, man, remember at the zoo!’

Instead I drink too much and hog the loo,

Avoid the crowd and wince at insults hurled,

Trip over doctors’ shoes, get caught in pearls,

Knock over priceless Mings .