Uxbridge set to be destination Boris?

Mr S likes a flutter. His eyes were drawn to the latest speculation about Boris’s return to the Commons. Ladbrokes are offering 3-1 that the Blond Bombshell will be selected in Uxbridge, which is to be vacated by John Randall at the next election. Uxbridge is hardly K&C (Mrs S is agin it); but, it is a safe Tory seat in the capital: Ladbrokes have it 1/50 on for the Tories. Perfect for Boris, you might think…

Here are the latest odds on Boris, courtesy of Ladbrokes:

Where will Boris stand in 2015?
6/4 Does not stand for parliament
3/1 Uxbridge & South Ruislip
7/2 Hertsmere
6/1 South Cambridgeshire
7/1 Kensington
8/1 Hornchurch & Upminster
12/1 Louth & Horncastle
16/1 Richmond Park
20/1 Banbury
25/1 Orpington
25/1 Henley
25/1 Hove
500/1 Camberwell & Peckham