Unfair to the Third World

To appreciate the unique affection enjoyed by the British farmer, it is necessary to look no further than the bumf put out for British Food Fortnight, a series of harvest festivals, farmers’ markets and barbecues to be held across the country from 20 September to 4 October. ‘Farmers would gain if we could all eat more locally, regionally and UK-produced food,’ it reads, before suggesting some prayers for the brave men who plough the furrow in their Massey Fergussons.