Lucy Vickery

Unauthorised version

issue 19 January 2019

In Competition No. 3081 you were invited to supply a parable rewritten in the style of a well-known author.

Like Milton, many of you seemed taken with the Parable of the Talents. Here is Sylvia Fairley channelling Mark Haddon: ‘He gave five talents to one, that’s 14,983 shekels, and two to the next, 5,993 shekels. Those are prime numbers. I like prime numbers…’ I thought Kafka might loom large but he cropped up only once in a sea of Austens, Hemingways, Trollopes and Wodehouses.

Strong performers, in a keenly contested week, were Joseph Harrison, W.H. Thomas, Philip Machin, Hamish Wilson, David Silverman, David Mackie, Jan Snook and Hannah Burden-Teh.

The winners, below, pocket £25 each.

Though nobody was paying me to investigate the guy, I was intrigued enough to watch him on my own time.

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