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Tugendhat’s ‘disgusting and yellow’ Lib Dem jibe

The first of the big Tory leadership interviews kicked off today with Tom Tugendhat in the hotseat. The former security minister put forward his case to a packed out arena in Birmingham — calling for CCHQ reform, apologising for recent years of Tory ‘infighting and chaos’ and insisting he has what it takes to rebuild the ‘Conservative family’. 

Receiving a warm welcome from the crowd, Tugendhat was quick to crack the jokes too.  On just how many countries had sanctioned him, he quipped: ‘I’m still working on North Korea…’. He blasted Nigel Farage for saying he wants to ‘destroy’ the Conservatives, reiterating he would not entertain the idea of a merger with Reform. And joking that Labour Chancellor Rachel Reeves sees ‘more black holes than Mr Spock’, the Tory contender then slammed Labour’s GB Energy venture as ‘insane’ — before on second thought adding: ‘Then again, it is Miliband.’ Ouch.

But it was the Liberal Democrats who came off worst from Tugendhat’s tirade. In his quick fire Q&A with GB News’ Christopher Hope — in which the candidate admitted he’d pick Boris Johnson over David Cameron for a night out, before adding Boris would make the best, er, Bond villain — Tugendhat was quizzed whether he was a ‘YIMBY, NIMBY or a banana?’

TT: I don’t quite know what a banana is…

CH: ‘Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything.’

TT: Well, that sounds disgusting and yellow… It must be a Lib Dem thing. 

Burn…

At least he managed to steer clear of blue-on-blue, eh? Tugendhat’s measured appearance won’t have earned him any yellow cards today — though there’s still time yet for things to turn things sour…

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