Tragedy on the American Left as liberals discover that Bernie Sanders isn’t awesome

For the last few months, young American liberals have been writing love letters to a white-haired 73-year-old former mayor from Vermont who supports gun owners and worries about the threat posed by mass immigration to ‘American kids’. Only now is it dawning on them that they may have been sending them to the wrong address.

The love letters took the form of articles in Salon, Slate and dozens of other, like, really cool websites. The recipient was Bernie Sanders, the only US senator to declare himself a socialist. Which is also really cool, because it must mean he hates the Republicans and the One Per Cent. So what if he was born in 1941? Seniors are a ‘minority’, right? This man has been a social justice warrior for decades. Awesome!

And so the message went out from Salon and Slate to its readers: put down your latte and retweet the latest news about how a real progressive is going to humiliate fake-progressive Hillary and then lead the charge against the GOP (or, at least, wave it on with his walking stick.