Alex Peake-Tomkinson

Too many tales of Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

Contemplating ‘hedgehog philosophy’ with Sarah Sands, Rowan Williams, Greta Thunberg and other luminaries would test anyone’s patience after 150 pages

‘The Marilyn Monroe of hedgehogs’ – a blonde variety which thrives on Alderney, safe from badgers, weasels and stoats. [Getty Images] 
issue 07 October 2023

A book about hedgehogs is not the obvious next step for Sarah Sands, the former editor of Radio 4’s flagship news programme Today, and before that editor of the Evening Standard. But then Sands has had a rough time of it lately. In The Hedgehog Diaries, she recounts the death of her father, Noel, the news broken to her by her brother, Kit Hesketh-Harvey, who had to climb through a window of her Norfolk house to do so since she wasn’t answering her phone. Hesketh-Harvey, who was a writer and performer and a great favourite of the King, died not long afterwards of heart failure. Julian Sands, the actor made famous by his role in A Room with a View and the father of her eldest son, Henry, went missing while hiking on a Californian mountain in January this year, not long before Hesketh-Harvey died. The actor’s body was not discovered until June.

It might therefore be understandable that Sands has been thinking a great deal about life and death and that she latched on to the poorly hedgehog she and her two-year-old grandson found trapped in the netting by her pond one day. They called it Horace until a hedgehog hospital worker mentioned Horace’s vagina and the problems she was having with it (‘vaginal flystrike’, apparently), whereupon the creature was promptly renamed Peggy.

Sands reads a lot into what she calls ‘hedgehog philosophy’, and sometimes this becomes too much

Sands reads a lot into something she calls ‘hedgehog philosophy’, and sometimes this becomes too much: at one point, worrying that her father is restricted by old age and illness, she says: ‘It is surely a hedgehog philosophy that freedom is dignity.’ She also quotes such luminaries as Isaiah Berlin, Jacques Derrida and Philip Larkin on the hedgehog, and interviews people from Hugh Warwick, the ‘David Attenborough of hedgehogs’ to a pair of schoolgirl enthusiasts whom she calls the ‘Greta Thunbergs of biodiversity’.

She also takes her husband on a pilgrimage to Alderney, so they can see the famous blonde hedgehogs, allegedly first brought to the island in a Harrods carrier bag.

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