Ameer Kotecha

Three cheers for Branston Pickle

There's something unapologetic about this 100-year-old creation

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There is no shortage of foodstuffs (or people) jostling for admission into the hallowed hall of ‘national treasures’. Perhaps the best litmus test for right of entry is time-proven popularity, and appeal across class and generational divides. No mere passing flavour of the month or millennial indulgence. Something that unites us all in affection. Branston Pickle ticks the boxes.

Branston and cheddar cheese were made for each other. Like jam and clotted cream, or rhubarb and custard; brought together they become more than the sum of their parts. One brings fruity tartness in perfect juxtaposition to the other’s creamy richness. Many a grand dinner party features an elaborate cheeseboard accompanied by membrillo and pickled figs. But deep down we just want a mature wedge of cheddar with Branston.

There is something unapologetic about this pickle. The jar is squat and broad; the colour scheme – red and yellow and green and blue – almost childish.

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