1. Drive 2 a Holly Day Cottage
2. Shake hands with a Strain Jar
3. Throw a Party
4. V Sit A Hare Dresser
5. Watch a Cricket Match
6. Meat ones Grand Pear Ants.
7. Fly to Hamster Dam.
8. Sink Brow Nail in a Baaaah.
9. Goat 2 A Moo v.
10. Fire up A Barber Cue By the Serpent Tine.
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