Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

The village bonfire night has taken a sinister turn

The atmosphere was not uplifting. Pagan, macabre, Neanderthal I would call it

‘I think I had better get out of the way before they throw me on the bonfire,’ I joked [sumos] 
issue 05 November 2022

The children walked with flaming torches ahead of the float bearing the bonfire queen which was headed for the towering monstrosity of pallets and tree branches on the village green.

The builder boyfriend and I stood at the front of the crowds lining the road as the procession came through in the darkness and it struck me, as it always does, how disturbing bonfire night really is, especially when it’s done with this much enthusiasm and attention to detail.

A tractor was pulling a livestock trailer upon which were sitting on chairs two figures wearing fancy dress, adorned in heavy make-up, looking like nothing so much as the Queen of Hearts and the Mad Hatter, and all to the tune of a marching band.

As the procession came through, men shaking buckets shouted boisterously at us to donate money because all of this had to be paid for.

The atmosphere was not what you would term uplifting.

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