I’m 58 years old and have spent 40 of those years as a journalist and yet there is something that shames me, that makes me inferior to so many of my colleagues and, indeed, many of my friends and family outside the world of journalism. I’m rubbish at drinking.
Instead of being wasted on booze, booze is often wasted on me. I’ve never had a Lost Weekend, never woken up tied to a lamp-post with a traffic cone on my head, never got a tattoo while under the influence. I’ve been to Magaluf with the lads and Las Vegas on a press trip. I’ve been to stag dos and TUC conferences and away days with both Spurs and England football fans. And, embarrassingly, I can remember every moment of every one of them.
It’s not that I can’t get drunk. I can but too easily and too early so I tend not to.
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