Toby Young Toby Young

The thrill of the chase

issue 18 May 2013

I was in my garden office on Monday afternoon when I heard a loud noise behind me, as if someone had jumped over the back fence. Seconds later, a strange man walked past the window. I emerged gingerly from my office and found myself face to face with a giant. At first glance, he looked like a basketball player: mixed race, about 6ft 5, in his mid-twenties and built like an athlete.

‘Can I help you?’ I asked.

Instead of replying, he vaulted on to the roof of my tool shed and dropped down into my neighbour’s garden. I ran up to the house, told my wife to call the police and then went out on to the street to see if I could spot him. The road I live in has suffered a spate of burglaries in recent months — there’s at least one every week — and it looked as if I’d interrupted someone who was definitely up to no good.

I called my neighbour Bill as I was standing on the street.

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