Rod Liddle Rod Liddle

The police are a law unto themselves

issue 15 April 2023

The journos weren’t very impressed with Nicola Sturgeon’s house. Never mind the plod staring like morons at her barbecue or heaving out sacks of half-completed pools coupons to their summer marquee on the front lawn – the southern hacks were more interested in the paucity of this real estate. Her house was, we were assured, ‘modest’ and ‘humble’ and ‘unfashionable’, and most damningly of all, a ‘new-build’. Actually, not most damningly of all – that would be ‘on a new-build estate’. They were clearly appalled that it wasn’t a Georgian rectory in three acres of manicured lawns with a cottage garden, or that it didn’t have a basement kitchen-diner.

It seems as though everything the police do these days is performative rather than, you know, useful

Are these people not aware that this is the sort of house where their readers, viewers and listeners live – if they are lucky – and so the scorn is both insulting and a bit of a giveaway? Sturgeon’s gaff is valued at £360,000 – almost double the average price of a home in Scotland and about £70,000 dearer than the average across the UK.

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