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‘Romans during the Decadence’, 1847, by Thomas Couture. [Lanmas/Alamy Stock Photo] 
issue 19 February 2022

Gstaad

I cross-country ski the old-fashioned way, not skating but on machine-made narrow tracks. It is known to be the best exercise in the world. Both upper and lower body get the maximum workout as one churns along a beautiful course in Lauenen, a tiny nearby village that looks like Gstaad did 60 years ago. I used to bring my children to the lake here during the summer, warning them time and again about a horrible monster that lived underwater and specialised in grabbing little kids. They screamed and screamed in terror until they got a bit older, told me to stop talking nonsense and swam to their heart’s content. Disrespectful little jerks, but such are the joys of fatherhood.

I now ski cross-country more than downhill, if only because it’s such a bore putting the boots on.

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