James Delingpole James Delingpole

The penis mightier than the sword

issue 14 December 2002

Next time you’re stuck for conversation at a dinner party, why not use one of these fascinating facts to break the ice?

1. In mammalian terms the male of Homo sapiens is spectacularly endowed – his penis, when erect, being roughly three times larger than a 400lb gorilla’s.

2. In Pharaonic Egypt, Egyptian men were so fearful of vaginal blood that they would hire Aethiops (famed for the blackness of their skin and the enormousness of their members) to deflower their brides.

3. The biblical ‘sin of Onan’ had nothing to do with every teenager’s favourite pastime but in fact referred originally to ‘coitus interruptus’.

The reason onanism has for so many years been used to mean something else is the subject of an influential essay published in 1758 by a Swiss doctor called Samuel-Auguste Tissot. Onanism: Or a Treatise on the Maladies Produced by Masturbation was not the first tract to claim that wanking made you (inter alia) blind.

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