Is anything worse than the office Christmas party? It is almost always a horror show. Colleagues who are cheerful all year round turn into angry drunks. Usually benign bosses become second-rate pimps. The interesting become boring and the boring become interminable.
The average office Christmas do tends to leave you wishing you didn’t have to come back to the grind next year.

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