Nicholas Harman

The making of a merry myth

issue 17 December 2005

Santa can still be a useful adjunct to the winter solstice. If there is a child whom you especially dislike, just ask it quietly what it hopes will be coming down the chimney and the little beast will cringe away, and stay away, in embarrassment. Otherwise Santa’s time is up. He cannot even safely go home to the United States, where liberals would like him banned for breaching the constitutional divide between church and state, while neo-conservatives find he offends their religious beliefs. Devout Christians may hope that, when the fat old chap in the red rompers quits the scene, he will make room for the Child whose festival it was once supposed to be.

Jeremy Seal had the good idea of telling us how Santa took over. His best aides were his daughters, Anna and Lizzie, although he had better keep their schoolmates away from his book in case they condemn the little girls for credulity and soppiness.

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