Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

The lunacy of customer service in the time of Covid

It is about as bad as Soviet Russia

The farm shop Covid enforcer was ready to do what he had to stop a global pandemic impacting of the sale of Surrey parsnips. Credit: encrier 
issue 10 October 2020

‘Please be aware there is now a Covid surcharge,’ I told the builder boyfriend one morning, as we discussed the bills. ‘I have carried out a risk assessment in accordance with government guidelines and I’m afraid I need to pass on the cost of the personal protection equipment I now need. Please also be aware that, as of this month, you will be required to register to be with me by downloading the app.’

He ignored me, of course. There is no one to whom I can pass on the cost of everyone else passing on the cost of Covid to me.

It started with the dentist. I rang up after getting a reminder that my check-up was due and the receptionist said: ‘Please be aware there is now a £20 Covid surcharge.’

I expressed flabbergastation. ‘It’s nothing to do with us,’ she said, brazen as you like. ‘It’s the law. We have to charge you for the PPE we need.

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