Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

The girl who hadn’t heard of the Berlin Wall

I bet she isn't alone

Illustration by Mitch Blunt 
issue 22 March 2014

‘Question 2. In which year did the Berlin Wall come down?’ shouted the quizmaster. And then he repeated this with dramatic pauses, as quizmasters are apt to do: ‘In which year…did the Berlin Wall…come down?’

‘Oh, yeah!’ said the youngest person in our team. ‘I just got that!’

‘What?’ I said.

‘Berlin Wall!’ she said, with a huge grin on her face.

‘1989,’ hissed one of the team members. ‘Yup, 89, definitely,’ whispered another member. ‘I remember because I’d just got divorced and I was driving down the Santa Monica Freeway and…’

But the youngest member of the team was still having something of an epiphany. ‘Berlin Wall!’ she kept exclaiming.

I now wish she had not continued telling us what it was she wanted to confess. Because now she has, I don’t feel safe at all in this strange world we inhabit. I already felt pretty unstable in it, as you know. Now I just feel desperate.

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