‘An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead’. So said Nancy Mitford as far back as 1955 in her Enquiry into the Identifiable Characteristics of the English Aristocracy. More than half a century later, English aristocrats though – just about, even in the era of Prince Andrew – living in a monarchy, are still running about like headless chickens. This time, however, there are camera crews following them offering the entire thing up for public consumption on ITV’s new three-part series Keeping Up With The Aristocrats, the first episode of which aired last night. Are they dead? The jury’s out on that one but they do want you to know that they’re broke.
Promising that most irresistible gambit of ‘exclusive access’ to four of Britain’s most prominent dynasties, Keeping Up With the Aristocrats follows Lord Ivar Mountbatten and his airline-steward husband James (blended family), Princess Olga Romanov (single but looking), Alexandra and Rick Sitwell (never dull) and Lord and Lady Fitzalan-Howard (entrepreneurs to the last).
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