Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

The art of breaststroke

Learning to do it correctly was one of the most profitable things I ever did in my ridiculous life

[Photo: BraunS] 
issue 18 June 2022

I’m house-sitting for the foreign correspondent while he attends the funeral of his beloved father-in-law Toto, the last of the languid Old Etonian gentleman bankers. And he has a pool. And what a pool it is.

The days here are roasting; the sun is now the enemy. Already dead leaves crackle underfoot. So I swim in the evening, when it is a little cooler. The pool is built into the hill above the house. On one side is a wide apron of smooth white stone slabs. Beyond the apron is a rose garden and stone-built pool house with power sockets and a beer fridge. On the other side the water falls over a brim with an ‘infinity’ effect.

John Leivers’s loving breaststroke was one of the most memorable things I saw between Nairobi and London

I swim wearing sunglasses and a linen bowling cap and I begin with a breaststroke slow enough not to disturb the surface of the water.

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