A group of four stagger out of a pub in Britain at around 11.20 on a Thursday night. The search begins for somewhere to have one more drink without a £20 entry fee. Men on doors say no by shaking their heads. Pubs show their appetite for more visitors by turning their lights up a little brighter than an exploding sun. There are bars open, but the mark-up on a glass of white seems out of sync with the occasion and the bank balance. Half an hour’s increasingly muted search ends halfway across the other side of town. Nothing is open. Google maps is opened. Everyone mutters goodbye.
If we were given late-night pubs, it would be carnage for two weeks, and then we would shun them
Some of us younger Brits have become agitated at how early everything shuts. Pubs open after midnight are extremely rare all across the country. It is true that a trip to anywhere else will sharpen the rage.
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