Ten handy phrases for bluffing your way through referendum night

Alright folks, this is the big one. It’s EU Referendum Night, and bluffers everywhere have been training hard. We’ve all been talking utter rot about Europe for months now. To distinguish yourself tonight, you need to bring your A-game, especially since there will be nothing much to say until at least 2 am. Here are ten starter phrases that should help you through any Brexit-related discussion. But I’m sure you can all think of many more. Just remember that nobody really knows what they are banging on about — least of all our politicians — so be imaginative, be bold, and blag for Britain (or Europe, depending on which way the wind is blowing).

1) Yes, but would Leave actually mean Leave? As all good bluffers know, questions keep you on the front foot. Get this one in early. As soon as you hear the word ‘Leave’, pull the trigger. Don’t be nervous of the obvious next phase in the conversation — a discussion of the possible mechanics of Brexit.