Mark Mason

Teed off

There are those of us who, asked if we play golf, reply: ‘No, I like women.’ A relaxing game in pleasant surroundings it may be.

issue 17 July 2010

  • The Phantom of the Open: Maurice Flitcroft, The World’s Worst Golfer

    Scott Murray and Simon Farnaby

    Yellow Jersey, pp. 372

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