Been everywhere and can’t find designer wellies. Am getting desperate. Does anyone reading this have any idea where I can get them? They don’t need to be leopard patterned. In fact would prefer a pair with ponies on, if possible.
I’m going to get into terrible trouble for going shopping during Gids’s taxathon but all these policies are making me feel a bit panicky. Jed’s on a major policy high. Every time we announce one he makes a noise like a cowboy. The more right wing the policy, the louder he screeches! Personally, I feel a bit bruised by it all. Of course I’m delighted we’re going to give people like me a big discount on the cost of their first home, but if I had to chose I would say I definitely preferred it when we were Compassionate. It was just a lot nicer somehow.
Anyway, all ideas on wellies gratefully received…

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