In Competition No. 2514 you were invited to recast a fairy tale as a rap. I thought that fairy tales might translate well into the language of rap. After all, violence is a dominant theme in both genres (especially in the Grimms’ original x-rated versions, which featured scenes of murder, mutilation, cannibalism, infanticide and incest that would make Stephen King blanch).
The winners this week, printed below, were outstanding. Convincing raps, like successful Mills & Boon romances, are not easy to pull off. So it’s a well-deserved £30 each. Natural-born rapper Bill Greenwell nets the bonus fiver.
Felicity Powell didn’t enter this week’s comp but, driven to despair by the genius of certain serial winners, she submitted the following plea: Dear Basil, Bill and Adrian Fry,/ However hard and long I try/ To Match, compete/ With you, D.A., G.M. and Alan Millard,/ Attempts prove far too hard/ And end with just a torn-up sheet./
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