Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Taken for a ride

Jeremy Clarke reports on his Low Life

issue 05 December 2009

Everything had gone wrong for him lately, said Mr Beaumont. He was going blind. His prostate trouble had worsened. His dear wife of 60 years had passed away just a fortnight before, following a long struggle with Parkinson’s disease. And the day before she’d died, she’d fallen on him, breaking his leg.

We were standing in the tidy living room of his bungalow. He was leaning heavily on his stick with both hands and telling me all this because I was about to have a look at his car, with a view to buying it. His point, presumably, being that it was this succession of disasters, rather than any fault of the car, which had decided him to part with it.

‘You’ll love him. He’s an absolute poppet,’ said the private-care company supervisor when she told me about her elderly client with a dust-covered car in the garage for sale at a giveaway price.

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