John Niven

Sweat-drenching, muscle-aching stuff

I could hardly wait for his autobiography, says longtime fan John Niven. But his jaw-dropping, muscle-aching, multi-hyphenated prose left me sweat-drenched with embarrassment

issue 14 January 2017

‘John, we need your autobiography.’ ‘I thought I’d express my life experience in song.’ ‘That’ll be fine.’ This would be an odd agreement, and one the world would (rightly) be less than thankful for. But though not everyone plays music, we all have a relationship with prose. And recent years have seen a trend in rock memoirs away from the traditional ‘as told to’ (the method responsible for the footballer’s hagiography that often, in Martin Amis’s phrase, ‘runs the full gamut of human emotions from “gutted” to “chuffed”’) and towards autobiography proper: books written by the artists.

That can be a problem. The ability to play the guitar like ringing a bell does not vouchsafe your ability to construct a prose edifice that will beguile for 500 pages. This thought has crossed my mind several times in the past year, as I’ve sweated through huge books from the likes of Elvis Costello, Robbie Robertson and Johnny Marr.

Of course the alpha work here, the black obelisk in whose shadow everyone else is still banging bones, is Chronicles.

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