Who would have thought it? The man who declared his presidential ambitions after arriving down a gilded escalator and whose private apartment has been derided as over-the-top dictator chic, is having a low-key inauguration.
Once Donald Trump, showman extraordinaire, has been sworn in as the 45th president of the United States he will depart down Pennsylvania Avenue for a procession that will last 90 minutes at most. That makes it one of the shortest on record. Four hours is not unusual.
He plans to grace three inaugural balls. Bill Clinton, the ultimate schmoozer, managed to fit in 14. Even Barack Obama managed 10 and spread the festivities over five days. Trump has three days of events. The word used by organisers this time around is ‘workmanlike’.
The president-elect seems keen to give the impression that he is hitting the ground running. Advisers have been briefing that Trump plans to begin the business of ripping up dozens of his predecessors executive actions – – on day one.
Not all of this is intentional. Elton John, Celine Dion, Kanye West and Charlotte Church were among the celebrities who gave the president-elect the brush off, declining approaches to perform. It is difficult to do lavish when you are relying on an America’s Got Talent runner-up and Three Doors Down (described in some parts as a budget Nickelback).
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