If you’re not remotely interested in football or celebrity, I recommend Netflix’s four-part documentary series Beckham. Yes, I know it’s about a famous footballer who happens also to be a celebrity and who, furthermore, is married to the famous model/celebrity/whatever who used to be in the world’s most famous girl band, the Spice Girls. But trust me, you’re going to be hooked.
One of the things that hooked me was the way it enables you to play catch-up on all the David and Victoria Beckham stories you pointedly ignored during the past three decades because, damn it, that pair were quite overexposed enough already without needing any of your attention wasted on whatever nonsense they’d got up to lately – Beckham’s goal, for example.
Beckham retires to his lovely home in the Cotswolds, smooching with his adoring wife to Dolly Parton
Previously my inexpert opinion on Beckham was that while he was probably a decent-ish footballer, he wasn’t nearly as good as the best foreign ones (Zidane, Ronaldo, etc).

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