One parent in our class WhatsApp chat raised a pressing concern: her daughter was coming home every day with a full water bottle. Were other parents faced with the same unsettling discovery?
There followed a lengthy discussion of how much water was left in each child’s bottle. Some children, when confronted, testified that they had drunk water during the day and then filled up the bottle at school.
Anyone who expects children to enjoy cooked courgette has forgotten what it was like to be a child
This was not good enough for the concerned parent. She took the matter to the teacher. ‘I am concerned my daughter is not given enough opportunity to drink water during the school day,’ read her message. She shared it with the group – and the teacher’s response.
Mrs S explained why children are not allowed water bottles on their desks, referring to pertinent clauses in the school’s water consumption policy.

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