Toby Young Toby Young

Status Anxiety: My wife is a tough cookie

Toby Young suffers from Status Anxiety

issue 24 September 2011

As winter approaches, with snow forecast for next month, I’m anticipating a massive row with my wife. The problem is that Caroline refuses to switch the central heating on before the first day of winter, which falls on 22 December. It doesn’t matter if temperatures plummet to below zero in the interim.

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