Toby Young Toby Young

Status Anxiety | 29 August 2009

Every unpretentious middle-class male really wants to be a Premier League footballer

issue 29 August 2009

For years I have been competing with my brother-in-law. He is married to my wife’s sister and each summer the four of us spend a week in Cornwall, along with all our children. For Johnny and me, this is a period of mutual accounting in which we forensically examine each other’s achievements over the last 12 months. Who’s earned more? Who’s advanced further up the career ladder? Who’s put on more weight? Not everyone’s idea of a relaxing holiday, perhaps, but if you’re an intensively competitive sort of person — as we both are — it’s quite fun.

Or it used to be. Six months ago, Johnny’s medium-sized technology company, where he has laboured for eight years, was bought by a large American competitor. As a minor shareholder, he earned more at a stroke than most journalists can expect to make over their lifetimes. I feel like a hare who has been competing in a race, just about keeping up with another hare, only to discover that he is in fact the Road Runner.

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