Toby Young Toby Young

Status Anxiety | 11 October 2008

My ten-point guide to being just like me and Peter Mandelson

issue 11 October 2008

I cannot help feeling a certain affinity with Peter Mandelson. Like me, he has been given a number of high-profile jobs, only to lose them in slightly dubious circumstances. Yet somehow he always manages to bounce back. He is the political equivalent of a Weeble: no matter how near he comes to toppling over, he ends up righting himself. This has led me to formulate the Mandelson/Young Guide to Failing Upwards:

1. Cultivate a reputation for being clever. No matter how often you screw up, if people believe you possess some special talent, they will always consider employing you. In Mandelson’s case, the fact that he is widely thought to possess an almost supernatural ability to win general elections has been key to his political resurrection.

2. Be as obnoxious as possible. This will enable you to blame your career setbacks on the fact that you are an unpolished, plain-speaking man, rather than wholly incompetence.

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