Spectator Sport: All must have prizes

What a year for a world in turmoil: crisis, riots, revolution and economic catastrophe. And that’s just Manchester City. Meanwhile, there’s the cheering news that next year’s even more calamitous financial armageddon will coincide with London hosting a fortnight’s sporting event costing, oh, £23 million an hour give or take some change. Ah yes, 2011 — we will miss you dearly.

But after a canny trip to the bookies, some highly complex leveraging against future gains, and by cashing in the remnants of a pension, this column has secured a few bottles of Asti for the traditional end-of-year awards ceremony. With Manchester’s Euro downgrade affecting both blue and red halves of the city, you can now get 8-1 against Fergie’s lot lifting the highly prestigious Europa League trophy. What could possibly go wrong? So let’s raise a plastic cup to the sporting achievements — and scandals — that gave us cause for distraction.