Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition: write a preview in verse of when the lights go out (plus voter-repelling party political broadcasts)

The recent call for off-putting party political broadcasts on behalf of the Tories, Labour, the Lib Dems, the Greens or Ukip drew a surprisingly small entry. But the Green party loomed large and Basil Ransome-Davies wasn’t alone in revealing the ruthlessness that lurks beneath its tree-hugging veneer:

The reality is, some of us have been trained to kill with our bare hands. And who knows, that may be necessary unless we can educate the electorate to our level of awareness. It may be the only way to save the planet.

He earns an honourable mention. Adrian Fry, who recruited Jimmy Savile as Tory spokesman (can’t get more repellent than that), also deserves a mention but perhaps that should be a dishonourable one.

The entries that shone brightest appear below and are rewarded with £25 each. Frank Upton takes the bonus fiver.

Frank Upton

Sustainability— the word on all our lips.

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